Caption Contest No. 1: 'Red Bull Calling'

• "Yes, Cattle Commissioner?"
• "You've reached the 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 34th Infantry Division--home of the Red Bulls. Please listen carefully to the following menu options: To request fire support, press '1.' To report an insurgency, press '2.' ..."
• "Honey, there's a Mr. Bull on the phone for you. Something about a deployment?"
• "Hang on, Sparky--let me patch you through!"
• "The first rule of Help Desk is--don't talk about Help Desk!"
• "Why is the brigade's Help Desk number unlisted?"
• "I just herd the phone ring."
• "This had better not be a combat-booty call!"

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