- "Can you smell what the TOC is cookin'?!"
- "We are here ... to pump up ... your tent!"
- "On 'Craft Day,' the TOC crew collected and recycled all the uneaten MRE crackers from Annual Training 2010 for use as Class IV barrier material."
- "Presenting the winners of this year's 'Mr. Camp Ripley' pageant! The talent or swimsuit competitions have been cancelled due to lack of interest."
- "Hey, sergeant major! We've got an idea to top that whole 'living patch' photo!"
- "Three reasons why the proposed 'Men of the Red Bull' deployment calendar never really got off the ground."
- "Once upon a time, there were three soldiers who went to Annual Training, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie."
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LOL - I can't chose between the Charlie's angel one or the calendar - both are GREAT :D
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No, 1stSgt, the Porta Potties are over there.
ReplyDeleteOh!!Over there...I know that.
"Hey, sergeant major! LOOK! We're raisin' killer bees! These guys are my drones and I'm the killer-red-bull king bee."
ReplyDeleteHAHA... I'm with you on the Charlie's angel one PAX. TOO funny. hehe.
-So thats where my ####ing Class XI $ went to...The Don't Ask-Don't Tell memorial.
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OOOOOO! LOOK!
ReplyDeleteThey are playing 'I SPY'.
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