Top Secret Bumper Stickers, Ad Campaigns

A couple of sharp-eyed travelers recently encountered this less-than-clandestine advertisement for ClearenceJobs.com, a job-search site for holders of U.S. security clearances: "Real Analysts do it in a SCIF." The slogan refers to a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility ("SCIF"), a facility in which classified materials may be handled securely.

Inspired by the placard, here's a list of more SCIFfy slogans, inspired by classic bumper stickers, movie and music quotes, and advertising campaigns:

• "What goes on in the SCIF, stays in the SCIF."

• "If this SCIF is a rockin', don't come a-knockin'"?

• "Keep on SCIFfin'!"

• "My other tent is a SCIF."

• "Got SCIF?"

• "Keep SCIF and carry on."

• "We do more in the SCIF before 9 a.m. than most people do all day."

• "The SCIF: We could tell you about it, but then we'd have to kill you."

• "Party rock! (Everyday I'm SCIFfulin')"

• "The SCIF? You can't handle the SCIF!"

• "First rule of SCIF: Don't talk about SCIF. Second rule of SCIF: Don't talk about SCIF!"

• "Choosy HUMINTers choose SCIF."

• "Charlie don't SCIF!"

• "SCIF you!"

And, of course, our current favorite:

• "SCIF happens."