Earlier this month, I started a daily exercise using the following phrase as a writing prompt: "Day X of 25 Days of Sherpa Family Christmas." My intent was to generate (mostly) new material, inspired by actual holiday happenings around the Sherpa family FOBstead. It was like writing tactical fortune cookies while channeling my inner Martha Stewart.
Listed below are collected all of the "25 Days of Sherpa Family Christmas." (Thanks to the Facebook friends of Charlie Sherpa, who inadvertently served as a daily writers' workshop!) For fun, I've hyperlinked to some definitions and explanations. Best wishes to all for a safe and rewarding holiday!
1. "This is our Christmas tree. There are many like it, but this one is ours."
2. Poncho liner makes surprisingly effective field-expedient tree skirt.
3. Three cups of Peppermint chai before one talks of holiday business.
4. First test of homemade MICLIC rocket for deploying holiday lights across perimeter of FOB Sherpa. Essayons!
5. Tinsel works as a festive and fabulous ghillie suit. Chaffs a bit, though.
6. Lutefisk is the MRE omelet of the holiday-food world.
7. Ask your chaplain if she'll accommodate Saturnalia services on the 17th. 'Tis the season!
8. Lesson-learned: Infrared twinkle lights require night-vision egg-noggles.
9. "Over the river and through the woods" should not require a formal convoy clearance. An extraction plan, however, is recommended.
10. In the mailbox today: "Season's greetings from the IO section."
11. Glitter is a persistent agent. Deploy it wisely.
12. Tactical Advent wreath? Use IR chemlights as candles.
13. Mistletoe can also be ordered in bulk as a Class IV barrier material.
14. "We're dreaming of a Red Bull Christmas."
15. Sherpa kids initially not interested in crafting pine-cone birdfeeders using peanut butter and suet this past weekend. Told them we were making festive sticky bombs instead.
16. You know something? Engineer tape makes for some darned fancy ribbon!
17. "Treat Christmas like a Key Leader Engagement."
18. Santa's challenge coin is the one that rules them all.
19. Psyop section always has the best holiday music playlist. And they'll DJ.
20. Just like ACU trousers, Christmas stockings can be used as floatation devices in the unlikely event of a water landing. "Knowing is half the battle."
21. Notes and maps left for Santa should be red-light readable. Santa is tactical. And an aviator.
22. Roasting chestnuts by an open MRE heater is ... not recommended.
23. Trail camera mounted on Christmas tree. RC drones on stand-by. Sherpa kids have put Santa on the HVT list this year. Then again, like they say, "the jolly old elf also gets a vote."
24. Airborne Santa says: "Geroni-mo-ho-ho!"
25. Message of the day: "Peace on earth! Goodwill toward all personnel!"
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